Happy Ides of Winter.
This is the time of year when Mark insists that the angels that have lived on the mantle since the Winter Solstice must go. As a way to sweeten the deal, he suggested that we replace them with Lava Lamps.
I thought that only one of the lamps worked, and that a trip to the hardware store to get a special bulb might be in order. But when I checked, both lamps worked.
"It's a Groundhog Day Miracle!" Mark said.
We've had the angels for at least fifteen years. Mark and I were at a big box store and I saw these and gasped, because they are so horribly over the top. And I have an affinity for sculptures of angels playing horns, or singing, or holding lamps or lecterns. Okay, and I would love a house filled with angels (and gargoyles) holding lights everywhere. (Also, can you imagine a row of these holding up a coffee table?)
Actually, a house of Lava Lamps would be cool, too (especially in Winter).
Mark made us wait until the day after Christmas, and the big box store had a Holiday Reduction Sale -- which meant we could get two for the price of one! (I would have gotten four, but....)
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