And yes, I did belly dance during my rendition of They Might Be Giant's "Istanbul (not Constantinople)."
But, no, I did not sing "Missionary Man," but I could have. And no, I didn't have the best voice in the room -- it was some 20-year old with a scratchy alternate rock voice.
In the "Heard Today Department"
My dad: "... and if we die you guys will get to clean out the house, mwah-ha-ha-ha!"
Suddenly, where I got my sense of humor seems much more clear.