Scene: Late afternoon at the house. Mark has been home for a quarter of an hour.
John: "Honey, have you been playing a lot of ABBA lately?"
Mark: "No. Why do you ask?"
John: "Well, Arthur started singing 'Voulez Vous.'"
Arthur: "Aha! Aha!"
Mark: "John, you sing 'Voulez Vous' all the time."
John (incredulous): "I do?"
Arthur: "Shake your booty, shake your booty."
John: "At least I didn't teach him that.