We got some Gorilla Glue, read all the warnings, and the new counter top is stuck on top of the cabinet.
The new sink is secured to the counter top after a round with a rasp and a hack saw and (probably not quite enough) caulk.
The new faucet works wonderfully, as does the water filter and the new drain. But most importantly nothing leaks.
Phew. I got some potato chips to celebrate and now I have to finish cleaning everything.
As I said to the check-out clerk, "...and nobody had to get nailed to anything."