Monday, March 05, 2007

W is for Wicked

Scene: Arthur's room. John is gathering materials to change Arthur's diaper.

Arthur (entering from the living room): "Table. Sit."

John: "What?"

Arthur: "Sit. Cat."

John: "What, are you telling me that the cat is being wicked and is sitting on the table?"

Arthur: "Wicked."

John (going to the dining room table): "Thank you, Arthur. Muriel! You wicked thing --"

Arthur: "Wicked."

John (snapps fingers): "Off of the table."

Muriel sullenly jumps down to a chair....
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